sitting in the waiting room sucks.

( nunununununununununununuh. psychic powers. )

( don't read this, it's a stupid survey thing )

i typed livejournal.com in the fucking address bar and logged in and selcted the "update" tab yet i have no fucking clue as to what i was going to originally write to begin with and i had nothing to write about anyways because my life has been devoid of any external stimulus (i.e. good porn, alcohol, drugs, friends, monster trucks) that would be considered "entertaining" and possibly "informational" to write about; my life is a pile of boring coupled with a bag of gay.

a couple of days ago i was ridiculously tired of watching the news. it's full of dumb pricks with inflated senses of self-importance, full of stories about people and events we originally wouldn't care about had we no inclination to watch the news in the first place. hey, who gives a flying SHIT about that girl lost in aruba? why should i? why should the nation be so concerned about another white upper-middle class girl who is missing in another country when there is a war going on responsible for the deaths of thousands of american lives.

lacy petterson: white
elizabeth smart: white
polly class: white
that runnaway bride girl: white
michael jackson: cough.

well sure, most of the country is white right, might as well play it out to the majority, right? whatever, i don't really care about that crap because it's great material for jon' stewart's daily show, and as long as the daily show is around i'm happy at 11pm everynight on weekdays.

wouldn't it be funny if they punk'd michael jackson? here's the set up: he's at neverland tending to "bubbles" when he is approached by four ravishing young men (boys) scantily clad in nothing. how does he react? then when he offers to "lube the tube" for insertion, ashton pops out with teams of police and fbi agents and goes, "ahhhhhh haha you've just been punk'd!!! you're also under arrest you pedophile son of a bitch! we caught you on camera trying to offer the kids the "jesus juice!!!"

and all you dumb-assed jackson supporters would cry and commit suicide along with the neo-nazis, religious fanatics, and republicans in general.

i haven't done much lately, i cleaned my guitars and removed the strings because i plan on changing them...and...um...well i'm going to the bay area this week to close my safe deposit box and put some money in the account at the same time and...that's about it...

no work yet, but i'll keep trying.